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Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

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Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

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The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️


7, Oct with 204538 notes
So I got this ad on youtube…

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It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

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the ad is seven hours long.

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

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the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

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he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

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he’s really getting into the book

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

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HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

more compelling than real tv tbh

Now this is effective advertising


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hawberries:
“ bubblegum and marceline have meant a lot to me for many years now – i’m so glad they get a happy ending 💖🖤
(please forgive this self-indulgent drivel, sometimes a girl has needs)
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